Friday, May 16, 2008

My friends during my masters

Daily routine's of my friends, as i see it!

Dr. A :
6(am) : H wakes him up "F*** H..."
7(am) : Dr.P wakes him up "F*** P.."
8(am) : S wakes him up, "F*** S..."
11(am) : F*** its morning, S where is my coffee?
11:01 : I am late, macha don't use the bathroom....dei bums its my time in the bathrooom...
11:06 : I m off, someone wants to come to coll? oh most of them left.....V get up and come to coll. da
11:30 : His prof, Dr. A is here!!! yahoo!!!!
12:30 : Lunch time, S/P/Su/Pj/V/....someone lunch ???
13:30 : Back to lab....Ta/Ra/thinking of how to tease people........
16:30 : Coffee time S/P/Su/Pj/V/....someone Coffee ??
19:00 : Back to his sweet house! Teasing H, Teasing S, Teasing P Teasing everyone!!!
21:00 : Dinner time, "dei Dr.P, wat the hell is this ??? " "S, why are u like this " "V, wats ur prof saying" and "H **** **** *** *** **** ***"
21:30 : Lab Sweet lab ... "Come da, someone come to tha lab, lets stay till 2-3 and come back"
1:00 : coffee time again, accompanied by Dr. Su, Dr.Va, Dr.Pj, S, Dr.V (whoever available) of to coffee at a cheap place....some gossip, some trouble...
2:00 (am) : Roomies gossip!
3:00 (am) : Back home... F*** its night, S where is my coffee?? i want to have coffee and sleep

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Dr P:

7:00 : Dr. J's meeting gtg. Please don't use the bathroom.....
7:01 : H and Dr.P's fun time...
7:02 : off to take bath
7:30 : done with moning activities, now time to take bath (others, grumbling)
8:00 : Done and perfume time!!!
8:15 : eat and run to shuttle
8:30 - 18:30 Data not available, working on high confidential stuff
18:30 : Gym time, "today i will burn down 50 cal"
18:35 : running over, let me have cookies
18:45 : back to work with his cocffee and cookies
21:30 : Home to eat, "war of words with Dr. A"
21:45 : Back to lab, working on his "nth" paper
Midnight: back home, ICECREAM + Sex and the city + sofa+ scratching....
12:30 : Back to his desktop...oops laptop, orkut, 10 gtalk sessions, facebook et all, bugging people with his usual one liners
2:00 am: Dr. A arrives, some war of words, Dr. A's ques " how many papers today da?", Dr.P's reply "1 kg waste paper"
3:02 am : Abt to sleep, but first, off to the next room and proclaim "Macha, totally vetti day day"

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Dr. V:

8:30am : S wakes him up, Dr. V "no, i want to sleep, no meeting till 11"
11:00am : Dr. A wakes him up, Dr V, " Oh its 11, have a meeting" hmmm let me come back and take bath....Dr. A, lets go!"
12:00: meeting over
12:02: back home, vetti browsing/hibernating for some more time et all
15:00: off to lab..
15:05: ping someone "macha that chinki/some foreigner girl da....".....eventually working in the lab with "light" (lasers)
21:30: Back home, some mokkai jokes to compete with Dr. P
21:45: back to the ex-jail to work with his light!
12:00: Back home, invade Dr. P's room, some highlevel talk "Dr. P why this mokkai, don't u think this mokkai is better", "Dr. P someone somewhere is researching on this.....prof is nice, a girl" to that Dr.P replies "WHERE MACHAAAAA......"
12:30: Back to his room, seeing few mokkai jokes on you tube and some english movie...."S, come one lets see some english movie, S obliges and sleeps in 5 min while watching"
3:00: Room shaking due to Dr. V's S's and H's snores....

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H's:

6:00am : scratching his tummy, off to bathroom, trying to wake everyone up......DrA's reply" po da doggggg"
6:45 off the bathroom applying cream from top to bottom
7:00 almost off, but Dr.P wakes up, so some gujals there...
7:15 - 18:00: off to work - working on some ssn, weapons & rockets , high confidential stuff....
18:10 : Done for the day, back home, changes his attire (wearing his nightdress for the 10th day in a row, without washing) finds out that no one is cooking, so starts to cook....
19:00 : "emi cheu emi chevu session with Dr.A"...complains to S in his native language abt Dr.A
21:00 : everyone comes, but H doesn't budge from the sofa.....sofa moulds itself according to his bum shape...
22:00: Time to sleep, Getting one final tease from Dr. A, one final mokkai from Dr. P and Dr. V...
22:01 : slept....
midnight: woken up by the remaining people when his blanket is stripped off.....tries to shout..searches the blanket...and off to sleep.....

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S's day: (self praise basically)

7:00 : Jogging and exercise, meets his neighbour Beach uncle on the way who is also jogging(fitness freaks). Beach uncle's roomie, R is off to college, mumbles somethign off he goes..
8:00 :Taking bath, making coffee for Dr. A (thats true) and tries to wake him up(Dr. A would have asked him to wake him up at 8) ...but gets back a lot 4 letter words...
8:15 : S is off to lab.
8:30 -9: vetti browsing "s is checking out abt current affairs and other GK related stuff"
9 - 18:00: S works really hard. (gosh the ideal student)
18:00 : S is of to gym and games....
19:00 : Off to home, cooking, listening to H's sob stories abt Dr.A's troubles...
20:00: helping H cook, cutting vegetables and cleaning the house.
21:00 eating....listening to the drama
22:00 off to lab, calling parents and working
1:00 (am) Coffee time with the coup.
2:00 (am) back home....listening and gossiping
2:05 : listening to Dr. P's one liners , seeing movie with Dr. V and making coffee for Dr. A
2:10...sleep when the first 5 min of the movie is over!!!


Well, most of the times this happens by our trouble some neighbors:

Dr. Su:

13:00 : I got my box, dei S and Dr. A, eat well, my biceps is more than urs.........some NASTY one liners ....
16:00 Coffee time, some more NASTY oneliners...
18:00 : i want to be thin, i m off to gym....
21:00 : H-lu.....teasing his stomatch, Dr.A and S, teasing their bodies!
1 am : Coffee time, no guyz, lets go to ur house and have tea, i will make tea" to which Dr. A forgets its Dr.Su and tries to act funny, Dr.Su talks somethign nasty, Dr. A "y da, y did i open the mouth when Dr. Su is around, Dei S ...say soemthing"

Dr. Pj:
13:00 Lunch time, listens to everyone, supports Dr. A for all his talks...and finally Dr. A comments abt her, and immediately says "oohhh i forgot we are in this &&&& pact"
16:00 : Coffee time orders "i want that banana split milk shake icecream" that no one drinks/eats
21:00: Dr. A, Dr.Pj, Dr. Va and Dr. Su talk abt their some fishes, rats....
1am : coffee time! more fishes/rat talk. S wonders if he is in the right car....wishes Dr. P or V was around....

Dr. Va:
12:00 Lunch time, tries her mokkai jokes, others are scratching their heads...
Whole day : Sings, Dr. A doesn't know what to do with her labbe....wants to run away, but is reminded that he has no place to run in the lab.
whole Night: Gtalk, who is online, has one on goign session with Dr. P.....trying to catch hold of someone.....watches sp/some songs et all

Dr. Na:
Moring: In lab, with weird costume (and covers it with her coat). Dr. Su, A, Pj and Va all have a ball talking abt her costume and her walk....
18:00 :Gym time, i now reduced 10 micro pounds...all due to Dr.Pj's cooking, thanks....
19:00 : "no i m not joining u guyz, i have my own group"
20:00 : "comes to our room" tries to outwit Dr. P and Dr. V......V tells P, lets keep quiet!!!

Beach uncle, lazy hary, Ma, R and Bv all add to it, but they left a year earlier...

Ofcourse, then there are the P gang .. O , A and A and another A with whom we rocked during my intern and with O being my labbe, we used to have a ball....with O continously eating making fun of my hindi/my native language and his know all attitude...., A's occational visit and "useful bhashans" it was soo much fun

Had soo much fun....soo many memories.... Thanks all :)

Thursday, August 23, 2007

A smile on my face...





Have u ever wondered how it is if ur closest friends achieve something? Have you ever wondered what it means to u when they do something great? Have u ever wondered how much joy u would feel when they go on and accomplish the thing they wanted to do for a long time? Checking the urban dictionary, one word that caught my eyes, not that i didn't know abt it, but i felt it was apt was the word "satisfaction", realization of true happiness. When they are in that top position, a sense of achievement prevails where u say with pride, he is my close friend, she is my best friend.

Every human is a social animal, a phrase I learnt this in my school, particularly in my economics class (which i was bad at). Every human needs someone, parents, relatives, brothers and sisters, and particularly friends. Friends make a huge difference, they make or break u, they are the backbone to ur entire structure, they are the people who make something meaningful in ur life. They change u, change u for good and stay beside u when ever u need and don't need them. Its friends who can change a relatively dull day to a happy day, a relatively failed day to an excellent day.

I always wondered whats with all the noise abt "my best friend, my close friend". I used to wonder how a particular human can devote absolute attention and render selfless support to another human who is in no way related to u. I recently read abt the Karna and duryodhana story in mahabharatham, perhaps the greatest epitome of friendship that history can provide. A human, no way related to u, gives the life off and fights opposite to his own brothers just for the sake of friendship. "One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives" thats apt!!!

Currently, I am in office, tried very hard to resist blogging, but somehow a great day made me write atleast a few lines on friendship, particularly seeing news on how friends can kill other friends, i really pity the fact that the news groups talks abt friends, where they are mere acquaintance for, "the best mirror is an old friend"...and i am proud that i have some left...

Congrats guyz....

Thursday, July 19, 2007

President of India, whats all the fuss?



Sitting in the office, I wasn't doing anything useful. So I did my fav pass time, checking out news, rather the headlines. While doing so today, I realized that, this years Presidential battle is really hot (& bitter). Almost almost all the top people figured out in the "might be in" list. From film stars to the software giants, from the current president to his deputy, everyone want to be the president. Dr.Kalam used his "unblemished" record as his trump card, Bhairon Singh Shekhawat used his "vice president till now" card where as parthiba patil used her "women power" as hers. Everyone asked why a software giant, how can a film star rule? I wanted to ask back why not? However, its history. India still wants the 75+ people (with due respects Dr. Kalam, Prathiba Patil and Shekhawat (he is 80+ dude...)) as their first citizen of India and be the monarch (well, thats what a presidency means, isn't it?).

Dr. Kalam, Ruled for the past 5 yrs, has a unblemished record before and after entering politics, still is the most widely loved Indian, a notable scientist and engineer, often addressed as the missile man of India is often referred as the best president we have got. He wasn't a puppet president like some of the "high command installed" presidents (same with the case of the prime ministers) and was firm with his decisions. He has been a source of inspiration for many Indian, particularly Indians students, right example set by him.
An overview of his deputy, Bhairon Singh Shekhawat, just 83-84 years old, read up to HIGH SCHOOl (wow), was suspended once for accepting bribe as a security house officer, quite contrary to Dr.Kalam, who doesn't even accept a pen from others and helped his son in law to get the CBI nets in Land Scam case. Just a few blemishes. However, on a positive note, he is anti - congress (well its not that i don't like congress, its just i don't like the Hierarchy of congress and the current Italian women there), chief president thrice and currently the vice president of India. Not a bad track record.

Finally, Prathiba Patil, a congress (Nehru - Gandhi) loyalist, managed Indira Gandhi's kitchen when Sanjay Gandhi died, widely tipped as the thirteenth president and the first "women" president, the cooperative bank set up to empower women got its license revoked due to the financial irregularities, some suger scams, some Polytechnic scams, many other scams, stupid comments on the Purdah system and the best was the "divine indication statement".

Currently, our loved president, Dr. Kalam spends some time replying to emails, 70 per day approx, mostly to kids, accepts the invitation from kids for their cultural meets, inspires them with his speech and his thoughts. A simple life, a simple entry to the presidency post, a great work for that post with inspirational speeches during his regime and a simple (just 2 suitcases and his books) exit from the post sums up the life of Dr. A.B.J. Abdul Kalam.


Imagine the next one, the most likely one(July 21, tomorrow will confirm it) the person from Rajasthan who is also a Shekhawat (the two things that are common b/w the two contestants along with other scams), we will get our first women president, a "rubberstamp" president managed by the high command and a president who might ask to her "divine intervention" as to how to rule the country. Imagine this women talking with a foreign personality (maybe she will start saying that she had just talked with some or commanding our army or pondering over important situations. Horrifying ( thats why, Sonia is there to help her decide....).


I started this blog 2 days back, and today, as "expected" in dismay, we now have two puppet rulers for the prime ministers post and the presidents post in the front end managed by a single ruler in the backend .....our very own "first Italian" ruler.......

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Federer all the way...

Its Wimbledon quarterfinals, my idol Sampras was in a mood to break his young opponent. It was a yearly ritual for him to hold the "mecca of tennis" trophy. This time, he wanted to equal Bjorn's record. A young, ponytail man, with beaded necklace was his opponent. He matched Sampras's forehand with grace, his service with flamboyance and almost all his shots just "dropped" inside the court!

Fast Fwd twoo years, this same guy simply erases the competition and holds the same trophy, the most prestigious trophy in Tennis. Since them, There have hardly been any who really challenged. He managed to "retire" agassi without another grandslam, break the "toughness" of hewitt, made "short" of Safin and ripoff the "confidence" of Roddick.

Three years back, french open semifinals, it was a very young nadal vs the god himself. Nadal proved that he was able to make the god seem "mortal" by defeating him convincingly without any trouble. Its three years, nothing has changed, nadal keeps winning the red grandslam and the god, FEDERER keeps winning all the other three.

Wimbledon....2007, the only thing i will remember this is not for the rain, not for serena's so called "tough" attitude, not for venus's 4 slam or not for the resurgence of the new blood, but for Federer, who just made wimbledon more great!! I don't want to talk about it, just cherish his win, beating his current nemesis.

thanks FEDERER, You are the best!!!

Monday, July 9, 2007

Now thats what I call Journalism

Just went through http://www.ibnlive.com/blogs/author/164/2061/anuradhasengupta.html
I am not being biased to Rajani, but how can a journalist write such a degrading stuff on a "NEWS" blog? She thinks she has written a masterpiece and is blowing it up by defending and re-defending her writeup.......

Like i said, going against the tide always helps...and for a journalist, its always a merry!... stupid people.....