Friday, May 16, 2008

My friends during my masters

Daily routine's of my friends, as i see it!

Dr. A :
6(am) : H wakes him up "F*** H..."
7(am) : Dr.P wakes him up "F*** P.."
8(am) : S wakes him up, "F*** S..."
11(am) : F*** its morning, S where is my coffee?
11:01 : I am late, macha don't use the bathroom....dei bums its my time in the bathrooom...
11:06 : I m off, someone wants to come to coll? oh most of them left.....V get up and come to coll. da
11:30 : His prof, Dr. A is here!!! yahoo!!!!
12:30 : Lunch time, S/P/Su/Pj/V/....someone lunch ???
13:30 : Back to lab....Ta/Ra/thinking of how to tease people........
16:30 : Coffee time S/P/Su/Pj/V/....someone Coffee ??
19:00 : Back to his sweet house! Teasing H, Teasing S, Teasing P Teasing everyone!!!
21:00 : Dinner time, "dei Dr.P, wat the hell is this ??? " "S, why are u like this " "V, wats ur prof saying" and "H **** **** *** *** **** ***"
21:30 : Lab Sweet lab ... "Come da, someone come to tha lab, lets stay till 2-3 and come back"
1:00 : coffee time again, accompanied by Dr. Su, Dr.Va, Dr.Pj, S, Dr.V (whoever available) of to coffee at a cheap place....some gossip, some trouble...
2:00 (am) : Roomies gossip!
3:00 (am) : Back home... F*** its night, S where is my coffee?? i want to have coffee and sleep

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Dr P:

7:00 : Dr. J's meeting gtg. Please don't use the bathroom.....
7:01 : H and Dr.P's fun time...
7:02 : off to take bath
7:30 : done with moning activities, now time to take bath (others, grumbling)
8:00 : Done and perfume time!!!
8:15 : eat and run to shuttle
8:30 - 18:30 Data not available, working on high confidential stuff
18:30 : Gym time, "today i will burn down 50 cal"
18:35 : running over, let me have cookies
18:45 : back to work with his cocffee and cookies
21:30 : Home to eat, "war of words with Dr. A"
21:45 : Back to lab, working on his "nth" paper
Midnight: back home, ICECREAM + Sex and the city + sofa+ scratching....
12:30 : Back to his desktop...oops laptop, orkut, 10 gtalk sessions, facebook et all, bugging people with his usual one liners
2:00 am: Dr. A arrives, some war of words, Dr. A's ques " how many papers today da?", Dr.P's reply "1 kg waste paper"
3:02 am : Abt to sleep, but first, off to the next room and proclaim "Macha, totally vetti day day"

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Dr. V:

8:30am : S wakes him up, Dr. V "no, i want to sleep, no meeting till 11"
11:00am : Dr. A wakes him up, Dr V, " Oh its 11, have a meeting" hmmm let me come back and take bath....Dr. A, lets go!"
12:00: meeting over
12:02: back home, vetti browsing/hibernating for some more time et all
15:00: off to lab..
15:05: ping someone "macha that chinki/some foreigner girl da....".....eventually working in the lab with "light" (lasers)
21:30: Back home, some mokkai jokes to compete with Dr. P
21:45: back to the ex-jail to work with his light!
12:00: Back home, invade Dr. P's room, some highlevel talk "Dr. P why this mokkai, don't u think this mokkai is better", "Dr. P someone somewhere is researching on this.....prof is nice, a girl" to that Dr.P replies "WHERE MACHAAAAA......"
12:30: Back to his room, seeing few mokkai jokes on you tube and some english movie...."S, come one lets see some english movie, S obliges and sleeps in 5 min while watching"
3:00: Room shaking due to Dr. V's S's and H's snores....

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H's:

6:00am : scratching his tummy, off to bathroom, trying to wake everyone up......DrA's reply" po da doggggg"
6:45 off the bathroom applying cream from top to bottom
7:00 almost off, but Dr.P wakes up, so some gujals there...
7:15 - 18:00: off to work - working on some ssn, weapons & rockets , high confidential stuff....
18:10 : Done for the day, back home, changes his attire (wearing his nightdress for the 10th day in a row, without washing) finds out that no one is cooking, so starts to cook....
19:00 : "emi cheu emi chevu session with Dr.A"...complains to S in his native language abt Dr.A
21:00 : everyone comes, but H doesn't budge from the sofa.....sofa moulds itself according to his bum shape...
22:00: Time to sleep, Getting one final tease from Dr. A, one final mokkai from Dr. P and Dr. V...
22:01 : slept....
midnight: woken up by the remaining people when his blanket is stripped off.....tries to shout..searches the blanket...and off to sleep.....

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S's day: (self praise basically)

7:00 : Jogging and exercise, meets his neighbour Beach uncle on the way who is also jogging(fitness freaks). Beach uncle's roomie, R is off to college, mumbles somethign off he goes..
8:00 :Taking bath, making coffee for Dr. A (thats true) and tries to wake him up(Dr. A would have asked him to wake him up at 8) ...but gets back a lot 4 letter words...
8:15 : S is off to lab.
8:30 -9: vetti browsing "s is checking out abt current affairs and other GK related stuff"
9 - 18:00: S works really hard. (gosh the ideal student)
18:00 : S is of to gym and games....
19:00 : Off to home, cooking, listening to H's sob stories abt Dr.A's troubles...
20:00: helping H cook, cutting vegetables and cleaning the house.
21:00 eating....listening to the drama
22:00 off to lab, calling parents and working
1:00 (am) Coffee time with the coup.
2:00 (am) back home....listening and gossiping
2:05 : listening to Dr. P's one liners , seeing movie with Dr. V and making coffee for Dr. A
2:10...sleep when the first 5 min of the movie is over!!!


Well, most of the times this happens by our trouble some neighbors:

Dr. Su:

13:00 : I got my box, dei S and Dr. A, eat well, my biceps is more than urs.........some NASTY one liners ....
16:00 Coffee time, some more NASTY oneliners...
18:00 : i want to be thin, i m off to gym....
21:00 : H-lu.....teasing his stomatch, Dr.A and S, teasing their bodies!
1 am : Coffee time, no guyz, lets go to ur house and have tea, i will make tea" to which Dr. A forgets its Dr.Su and tries to act funny, Dr.Su talks somethign nasty, Dr. A "y da, y did i open the mouth when Dr. Su is around, Dei S ...say soemthing"

Dr. Pj:
13:00 Lunch time, listens to everyone, supports Dr. A for all his talks...and finally Dr. A comments abt her, and immediately says "oohhh i forgot we are in this &&&& pact"
16:00 : Coffee time orders "i want that banana split milk shake icecream" that no one drinks/eats
21:00: Dr. A, Dr.Pj, Dr. Va and Dr. Su talk abt their some fishes, rats....
1am : coffee time! more fishes/rat talk. S wonders if he is in the right car....wishes Dr. P or V was around....

Dr. Va:
12:00 Lunch time, tries her mokkai jokes, others are scratching their heads...
Whole day : Sings, Dr. A doesn't know what to do with her labbe....wants to run away, but is reminded that he has no place to run in the lab.
whole Night: Gtalk, who is online, has one on goign session with Dr. P.....trying to catch hold of someone.....watches sp/some songs et all

Dr. Na:
Moring: In lab, with weird costume (and covers it with her coat). Dr. Su, A, Pj and Va all have a ball talking abt her costume and her walk....
18:00 :Gym time, i now reduced 10 micro pounds...all due to Dr.Pj's cooking, thanks....
19:00 : "no i m not joining u guyz, i have my own group"
20:00 : "comes to our room" tries to outwit Dr. P and Dr. V......V tells P, lets keep quiet!!!

Beach uncle, lazy hary, Ma, R and Bv all add to it, but they left a year earlier...

Ofcourse, then there are the P gang .. O , A and A and another A with whom we rocked during my intern and with O being my labbe, we used to have a ball....with O continously eating making fun of my hindi/my native language and his know all attitude...., A's occational visit and "useful bhashans" it was soo much fun

Had soo much fun....soo many memories.... Thanks all :)